SIMON: Drinke Coce-colah.
RYAN: That's right, Simon. And now, let's take a look back at previous American Idol winners to see what they're up to.
KELLY: We're about to begin production on FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY AND BACK AGAIN.
CLAY: I'm happy!
FANTASIA: I'm -
RYAN: Hey, here comes Randy drinking a Coke while driving a Ford!
RANDY: Dawg, dawg.
RYAN: And now, here's that picture!
[A picture of a butt naked 4 year old Ryan Seacrest is displayed.]
RYAN: Heyyyy - who did this? God, I was beautiful. Look at me! Look. At. Me!
AUDIENCE: Awwwwww.
RUBEN: Heyyyyyyyy - what the hell is this? Clay didn't win, I did! I'm the teddy bear! I'M THE TEDDY BEAR!!!!!!
CLAY: I love you Ruben. Ruuuuuuuuuuuben.
RUBEN: F*CK you man, why do you have eight CDs and I only have one?
RYAN: Back in a moment!
SIMON: Drinke Coce-colah.
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
