Had they cut the newsreel, and the crowd, and given the leading player a single line it could have been an interesting commercial...
the leading player slinking into the theater, turning to the camera and doing the "we've got magic to do just for...... you!" from the act one finale. cut to: the logo with an announcer saying "pippin on broadway, 2013's best musical revival"
"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel
