Oooh, I'm so on this. **** SPOILERS!! ****
Joan Rivers comes in and she says she wants them to undo all the plastic surgery she's had, that way she actually looks like a grandmother for her grandson and she sets a good example for him. She comes up with a few good one-liners (like her body's aging so badly her gynecologist needs a hard hat; her boobs are sagging so much she can have a mammagram and a pedicure at the same time - eww...) and she thinks it'll be good publicity for her career. Cut to near the end of the episode, the good docs show her a computer-generated image of what she'd look like without the surgery, if she had just aged naturally. Joan takes one look and flies outta there faster than you can say FUGLY. (But makes sure to have a tuck appointment scheduled for tomorrow - just to kill some time.)
Shawn's having a problem concentrating when he's fixing up the high school girl who got slashed, but I'll let someone else explain that storyline because I don't know who the tatooed guy that he was hallucinating is. (I just started watching this series like, 6 episodes ago.) Can someone clarify for me?
Ava is in bed with Shawn's son (drawing a blank with the name - the guy with the Peter Gallagher eyebrows) and he suggests they get away from here and start fresh in Paris together. She hesitates for a minute, says Adrian might come back, plus she has a "medical condition", so she needs to stick around. The Eyebrows says he'll steal the meds from pop's work, and it's settled.
Eyebrows goes through the medical cabinet just as Christian conveniently walks in, gets pissed and asks why he's packing some anxiety pills. Eyebrows says he's been feeling stressed and didn't want to get the third-degree if he asked someone about it. Christian's about ready to accept this until he pulls out some more pills that are not for stress. He threatens to get Eyebrows arrested and Eyebrows admits he was getting them for Ava and they're leaving for Paris ASAP.
Christian goes to Ava's house and threatens her, blahdeblahblah. He says if she were a man, she'd be on the floor already, and she purrs that he'd be on top of her, because he wants her sooo badly. (Sidenote: Is it only me or does Famke Janssen look shiny all the time? Her as Jean Grey - HOT. Her as Ava - NOT.) She slaps Christian and pushes him around a bit until suddenly they're kissing, he's pushing her on the couch, she's resisting but then he unzips, thrusts into her once, she arches back, Christian looks somewhat perturbed, and walks outta there.
Then we find out that Ava's a MAN, BABY!, because of the Santorum that Christian left behind. (Just kidding. It's because he recounts this to Shawn and I believe Julie.) The three look shocked, figure they shouldn't tell Eyebrows or risk ruining him sexually forever, and then Christian and Shawn google Ava Moore to no avail. Somehow they track down her estranged doctor hubby who looks suspiciously like Alec Baldwin, and realize that 18 years ago, Ava had a sex change, the two of them had Adrian (I don't remember if this was through surrogate) and that was that.
The rest is sort of fuzzy (I was on this board during the Alec Baldwin bit). Can someone fill in the rest?
Hope that starts to help!
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