Nip/Tuck season finale

[CJR]

Posted: 10/5/04 at 10:59pm

Holy sh!t!!!! WTF just happened?! I KNOW someone else was watching that.

Color me shocked.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 10/6/04 at 1:32am

If this is the episode where Sean just got carved, then I'm watching it right now on Canadian TV. And if not...then WTF IS GOING ON????

[sweetiedarlinmia]

Posted: 10/6/04 at 1:39am

Its a realllllll crazy episode. Left me with my jaw dropped.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 10/6/04 at 1:45am

I think I'm on the second-to-last episode. Do you find out who the Carver is on the finale??? This is killing me!

[CurtainUp2]

Posted: 10/6/04 at 1:51am

T.A.T... I think you're one episode behind. Don't want to give it away. There was a lot going on throughout the episode. But the last couple of minutes were wild! This show is so unapoligetically over-the-top, but that's what I love about it!

[sweetiedarlinmia]

Posted: 10/6/04 at 1:53am

Sean isnt carved on the last episode. But I'm not tellin anything about the last episode on here. I dont wanna ruin it. But if u must know, PM me.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 10/6/04 at 3:26am

Okay, don't ruin it for me, but give me a tantalizing one-word hint.

[CJR]

Posted: 10/6/04 at 10:27am

Wow, you're definitely an episode behind....

Last night just left me with my jaw on the floor.... I just... wow. I'm still shocked.

[CurtainUp2]

Posted: 10/6/04 at 10:43am

Tanalizing One Word Hint For T.A.T.

MURDER!

[glitzguy3]

Posted: 10/6/04 at 11:04am

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

that's all i can say~

[CJR]

Posted: 10/6/04 at 8:35pm

amen to that, glitz!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 10/6/04 at 8:39pm

Does it end with a cliffhanger?

Do we find out who the Slasher is?

[CJR]

Posted: 10/6/04 at 8:45pm

Yes. and No.

I definitely had my jaw on the floor watching the last 10 minutes.

Updated On: 10/6/04 at 08:45 PM

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/7/04 at 9:37am

Christian could fix that dropped jaw thing for ya CJR.

[Jimmcf]

Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:15am

I so want to talk about it, but I don't want to ruin it for our Canadian friends!

[glitzguy3]

Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:58am

i can't believe we have to wait until next june...it is going to be pure torture!

[Broadwaylady]

Posted: 10/7/04 at 12:55pm

Absolutely love this show. It is still fresh and interesting. The season finale was a shocker and will be anticipating the new season. Joan Rivers did not have to be in it at all.

[CJR]

Posted: 10/7/04 at 1:10pm

Yeah, the Joan Rivers part was slightly out of place..... really had nothing to do with the story at all, and hello, it's not really a huge shock that she's had work done lol

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 10/9/04 at 1:27am

Bumping this because CTV is airing the Canadian season finale right now. Ava's a man? What the hell? Does it get weirder than this???

[CJR]

Posted: 10/9/04 at 11:28am

Yes, yes it does lol

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 10/9/04 at 5:39pm

Ok. We must discuss. What. The. Hell????? I see what you mean now!

[Delphine]

Posted: 10/9/04 at 6:15pm

I completely missed it. Could someone give me a synopsis?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 10/9/04 at 6:45pm

Oooh, I'm so on this. **** SPOILERS!! ****

Joan Rivers comes in and she says she wants them to undo all the plastic surgery she's had, that way she actually looks like a grandmother for her grandson and she sets a good example for him. She comes up with a few good one-liners (like her body's aging so badly her gynecologist needs a hard hat; her boobs are sagging so much she can have a mammagram and a pedicure at the same time - eww...) and she thinks it'll be good publicity for her career. Cut to near the end of the episode, the good docs show her a computer-generated image of what she'd look like without the surgery, if she had just aged naturally. Joan takes one look and flies outta there faster than you can say FUGLY. (But makes sure to have a tuck appointment scheduled for tomorrow - just to kill some time.)

Shawn's having a problem concentrating when he's fixing up the high school girl who got slashed, but I'll let someone else explain that storyline because I don't know who the tatooed guy that he was hallucinating is. (I just started watching this series like, 6 episodes ago.) Can someone clarify for me?

Ava is in bed with Shawn's son (drawing a blank with the name - the guy with the Peter Gallagher eyebrows) and he suggests they get away from here and start fresh in Paris together. She hesitates for a minute, says Adrian might come back, plus she has a "medical condition", so she needs to stick around. The Eyebrows says he'll steal the meds from pop's work, and it's settled.

Eyebrows goes through the medical cabinet just as Christian conveniently walks in, gets pissed and asks why he's packing some anxiety pills. Eyebrows says he's been feeling stressed and didn't want to get the third-degree if he asked someone about it. Christian's about ready to accept this until he pulls out some more pills that are not for stress. He threatens to get Eyebrows arrested and Eyebrows admits he was getting them for Ava and they're leaving for Paris ASAP.

Christian goes to Ava's house and threatens her, blahdeblahblah. He says if she were a man, she'd be on the floor already, and she purrs that he'd be on top of her, because he wants her sooo badly. (Sidenote: Is it only me or does Famke Janssen look shiny all the time? Her as Jean Grey - HOT. Her as Ava - NOT.) She slaps Christian and pushes him around a bit until suddenly they're kissing, he's pushing her on the couch, she's resisting but then he unzips, thrusts into her once, she arches back, Christian looks somewhat perturbed, and walks outta there.

Then we find out that Ava's a MAN, BABY!, because of the Santorum that Christian left behind. (Just kidding. It's because he recounts this to Shawn and I believe Julie.) The three look shocked, figure they shouldn't tell Eyebrows or risk ruining him sexually forever, and then Christian and Shawn google Ava Moore to no avail. Somehow they track down her estranged doctor hubby who looks suspiciously like Alec Baldwin, and realize that 18 years ago, Ava had a sex change, the two of them had Adrian (I don't remember if this was through surrogate) and that was that.

The rest is sort of fuzzy (I was on this board during the Alec Baldwin bit). Can someone fill in the rest?

Hope that starts to help!

[Delphine]

Posted: 10/9/04 at 7:07pm

Oh. My.





Ava.







I can't believe I missed this one!
Thank you Tiff! BTW- Eyebrows. Lol!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 10/9/04 at 7:15pm

Oh, well, the Ava thing, I don't know the middle details w/ Alec Baldwin, but I think he was the one who did her sex change, but something about her vaginal opening not being deep enough or something (or *ahem* not deep enough for Christian). So Julie takes Ava out and threatens her and tells her never to see Eyebrows again and Ava gets pissed but agrees. In the mean time, Christian and Shawn take Eyebrows out for lunch and tell him they're all for the two of them running off together and they'll be supportive, let them know if they need any money, etc. So Christian and Shawn finish off Ava's surgery (actually, Alec shows up and does it) and then EYebrows shows up with two first class tickets to Paris, at which time Ava cermoniously dumps his ass for being too childish (water stains on the coffee table! Quel horreur!) and kicks him outta the house. So he doesn't know that she was told to dump him, and now mommy, daddy and...daddy come off smelling like roses.

Ava's in her bedroom packing for Paris by herself when Adrian shows up, looking like he has the same Shiny Predicament as her, and we see he's got a knife behind his back. Melodrama ensues, and Ava tells him she missed him, let's run away to Paris together (what happened to the days when plane tickets were non-transferable?) and they kiss and suddenly you see her stop, her hand covered in blood, but alas, Adrian has stabbed himself instead of Mommy Lover Dearest. And then he dies, she screams, but during a musical montage, we see her half-asleep next to his dead body. (I wonder - Ava as a necrophiliac next season?) Then we see her walking towards the airplane gate and an immigration/customs guy asks her to please take off her sunglasses so he can compare her face to her passport. She complies and he's satisfied and wishes her a good flight. She smiles, thanks him, and she's on her way. (Note: That shows what a good actress Famke Janssen really is because I have it on good authority that she's hardly that nice to any immigration/customs officers in real life.)

Updated On: 10/9/04 at 07:15 PM