"The strike ended because they finally agreed to let Stagefan and I mop the stage for no pay and give us each a nice comfy spot to live in the orchestra pit."
YES!!
But we must insist on new mop-heads, not the 16oz., you can tear a rotator cup slinging those things. Something in the nature of a 12oz. Uh-oh, I upped the demands. Everybody out of the theatres!
*ducks for cover really, really, fast*