They should have a play with Oprah and Gayle talking to each other about OWN on the couch and every 20 minutes Nate Berkus brings up a couple from the audience and tells them, they get a new house.
My father (AIDS)
My sister (AIDS)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS, AIDS, AIDS)
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spades