While I fully admit to reading Perez on a regular basis (and enjoying it somedays) this idea makes me want to vomit too.
I think an idea like this could work
only if it was a satirical commentary on how much, in today's culture, undue importance and attention is placed gossip blogs and the so-called "news" they report.
"As we all should probably have learned by now, to be a Stephen Sondheim fan is to have one's heart broken at regular intervals" - Frank Rich
Dearest, how can this be so? You were dead, you know. - Candide
Oh my god, this show has everything! Half naked guys and girl on girl action! - [title of show]
(My avatar? Why, yes! That is Laura Benanti making out with a chick!)