I love it when the reference Broadway.
"Take ya mask off, c'mon, lets see the ugly sidaya face! Take it off so I can go home! That nose better me piggish!"
In the episode where Peter butchers a production of The King and I he says
"Hey if you wanna do a bad show why don't we just do RENT."
And when Brian takes Stewie to see Les Mis and a change in cast announcement is made before the show.
"The role of Jean Valjean will be played by Kirk Cameron"
Stewie: "Oh my god! Oh we are sooo lucky!! 'Hey Stewie what were you doing last night?' 'Oh nothing just watching KIRK CAMERON play Jean Valjean!!!' Oh my gosh, curtain up!!!"
You're reminding me of people you hear at the movies asking questions every ten seconds, "Who is that? Why is that guy walking down the street? Who's that lady coming up to him? Uh-oh, why did that car go by? Why is it so dark in this theater?" - FindingNamo on strummergirl
"If artists were machines, then I'm just a different kind of machine...I'd probably be a toaster. Actually, I'd be a toaster oven because they're more versatile. And I like making grilled cheese" -Regina Spektor
"That's, like, twelve shows! ...Or seven." -Crazy SA Fangirl
"They say that just being relaxed is the most important thing [in acting]. I take that to another level, I think kinda like yawning and...like being partially asleep onstage is also good, but whatever." - Sherie Rene Scott