*is happy that she lives in one of the select cities*
Oh wait. The theater that's getting it is digusting. Shoot.
Hopefully what's on screen can keep my mind off of other things.
"During this performance, please feel free to let your cell phones and pagers ring willy-nilly. However, do remember that there are heavily-armed knights on stage and you might well be dragged up and impaled."
(Pre-curtain announcement at the new Broadway musical Monty Python's Spamalot)