Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck

[kchenofan]

Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck#1

Posted: 3/1/11 at 7:15pm

http://www.broadway.com/buzz/155459/exclusive-broadway-diva-patti-lupone-wants-to-wring-neck-of-twitter-impostor/

Looks like the Patti imposter just got LuPwnd.

kchenofan's computer is broken right now. This is her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.

[ljay889]

Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck#2

Posted: 3/1/11 at 7:21pm

You don' want to piss off an italian woman like Patti!
Updated On: 3/1/11 at 07:21 PM

[B3TA07]

Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck#2

Posted: 3/1/11 at 7:33pm

Take a good long look at that picture of her. Just do it, you'll feel better once you do.

-Benjamin
--http://www.benjaminadgate.com/

[BroadwayBound115]

Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck#3

Posted: 3/1/11 at 9:00pm

I would have loved to have seen that face off between her and the receptionist!!!

"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!"

"We have forgotten our public manners"

[adamgreer]

Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck#4

Posted: 3/1/11 at 9:11pm

The fake twitter posts are actually really funny.

[Borstalboy]

Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck#5

Posted: 3/2/11 at 10:11am

I'm picturing Patti having a Michael Madsen RESIVOIR DOGS moment, singing "Some People" into a severed ear.

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

[Reginald Tresilian]

Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck#6

Posted: 3/2/11 at 10:17am

I actually didn't find them funny; just sort of generically queeny.

[CurtainPullDowner]

Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck#7

Posted: 3/2/11 at 10:20am

"Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck"...
Now she knows how some people feel about her,
all is even in this world.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck#8

Posted: 3/2/11 at 10:21am

Kinda like Kyle4.

[givesmevoice]

Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck#9

Posted: 3/2/11 at 11:26am

I'm kind of obsessed with the image of Patti storming into the corporate headquarters of Twitter and the receptionist just blinking at her.

When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain. -Kad

[Gothampc]

Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck#10

Posted: 3/2/11 at 11:35am

Somewhere in the world Andrew Lloyd Webber is sn*ing in his beer.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[Swirly]

Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck#11

Posted: 3/4/11 at 11:55am

Love her book. Read it in one day. good.

[SNAFU]

Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck#12

Posted: 3/4/11 at 12:16pm

"Somewhere in the world Andrew Lloyd Webber is sn*ing in his beer."

As he twitters as LUPONEpatti

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