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#51

re: Perfect Roles For BWW MEMBERS!

I want to play
Thénardier
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#52

re: Perfect Roles For BWW MEMBERS!

Wow, I may be biting off more than I can chew. Daisy Hilton, Evelyn Nesbit, Eve Harrington, AND Lucy T. Slut... ALL in the same musical! Whew... that's a doozy. Can we find a common demoninator between the four? All I'm currently getting is they're all blonde and a ranging from baby-ho to pro in the slut department.
"You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber! And you, well, I just plain don't like you."
~Stewart Gilligan Griffin
#53

re: Perfect Roles For BWW MEMBERS!

You asked for the role of Lucy. I am giving it to you.
BUT KATE IS MINE MINE MINE.
Otherwise you would get a Kate Monster CHOP!

Updated On: 1/21/05 at 12:04 AM

#55

re: Perfect Roles For BWW MEMBERS!

I wasn't blaming! I was merely stating I may have taken on more than I can handle.

...aaaaaaaand I don't want Kate! She doesn't fit into my theme of slutty show-offs!!!
"You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber! And you, well, I just plain don't like you."
~Stewart Gilligan Griffin
#56

re: Perfect Roles For BWW MEMBERS!

GREAT! Because I am the slightly overweight puppet seeking soulmate.
re: Perfect Roles For BWW MEMBERS!
It Sucks To Be Me is my theme song. And I have it down.
My SPECIAL SUCKS DIRT.
#57

re: Perfect Roles For BWW MEMBERS!

I see myself as an Effie.
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
#58

re: Perfect Roles For BWW MEMBERS!

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OR EMCEE
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

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