I think the internet brings the worst out in people. I'm sure no one on here is a jerk in real life. Yes, everyone on this board is either being mean or annoying (me, I'm annoying, personally), but I bet pretty much everyone on this site has a life, friends, loved ones, hobbies, and talents.
Incidentally, Mekroth is actually none of the things you said (except for maybe 'cruel,' though that cat thing was kind of funny in a fairly disturbing sort of way), and while I can't speak for anyone else here, everyone else on this thread is probably good-looking, smart, and talented.
*Passes out candy*
*Disappears in a puff of smoke*
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy