#51
Posted: 4/26/09 at 12:59am
A couple of the best pieces from "The Golden Girls," in my opinion...
Dorothy believes she has burned down Sophia and Max's boardwalk pizza/knish stand by forgetting to put out her cigarette:
"Max, Ma, I have never felt so bad in my entire life. I don't know what to say!"
"It was an accident, ****cat. Don't worry about it."
"That's it? That's all you have to say?"
"Uh huh."
"Oh, ma, please yell at me. Please, scream at me! Please, make me feel guilty! I mean, if you don't say anything I'll feel twice as bad!!"
"I know. I'm not an amateur at this."
Also, one of Dorothy's best diatribes, a piece of early characterization from the pilot episode on Dorothy's bitterness:
"Rose, he (Stan) left me 38 years later! For a stewardess that he met on a business trip to Hawaii. It was her first flight. They said 'on arrival, give the passengers a leis,' she got confused...He got lucky and they now live on Maui. Oh, it's really wonderful - a 65 year-old man with GOUT learning to windsurf. (Looking off into the distance) I hope he trips on his thongs and falls into a volcano."
Dorothy believes she has burned down Sophia and Max's boardwalk pizza/knish stand by forgetting to put out her cigarette:
"Max, Ma, I have never felt so bad in my entire life. I don't know what to say!"
"It was an accident, ****cat. Don't worry about it."
"That's it? That's all you have to say?"
"Uh huh."
"Oh, ma, please yell at me. Please, scream at me! Please, make me feel guilty! I mean, if you don't say anything I'll feel twice as bad!!"
"I know. I'm not an amateur at this."
Also, one of Dorothy's best diatribes, a piece of early characterization from the pilot episode on Dorothy's bitterness:
"Rose, he (Stan) left me 38 years later! For a stewardess that he met on a business trip to Hawaii. It was her first flight. They said 'on arrival, give the passengers a leis,' she got confused...He got lucky and they now live on Maui. Oh, it's really wonderful - a 65 year-old man with GOUT learning to windsurf. (Looking off into the distance) I hope he trips on his thongs and falls into a volcano."
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