Leading Actor Joined: 10/3/04
I have one final performance ticket of the Tony and Pulitzer Award-winning show RENT. The show starts at 6:30PM tonight.
This is your final chance to see it live on Broadway!
$2,000
CALL ONLY:
Kelvin at
** 516 984 3711 **
Oh god...
$2,000 ?? haha
Understudy Joined: 2/25/07
I love Rent, but $2,000 is kind of ridiculous.
Consider the source.
Also, it's mildly amusing to google that phone number.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/6/08
I thought your name was Neal.
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/7/06
$2,000 for 1 performance? Do we get an "escort"?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/6/08
Can you make mine a girl escort?
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/7/06
You want a GIRL escort? What are you doing on a Broadway message board? Can we please stick with the stereotypes, people?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/6/08
A straight guy can't be on a message board?
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/7/06
Not a theater message board, no. It's simply not allowed. Please go play Halo 3 or whatever it is you straight guys do.
Note: As I type this, there is a banner ad to the right for a Christian singles online dating service, so what the hell do I know?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/6/08
Why can't straight guys love musical theatre?
Shhhhhh, it was just a joke.
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/7/06
^Thank you, Defyingravity. I was hoping he would catch on, but I guess I should have known he wouldn't, as he IS a straight guy (AGAIN: A JOKE!)
Hes also achieved Chorus Member status in less than 24 hours so perhaps hes on his way towards fitting the stereotype. (NOT a JOKE)
^^^ HAHA!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/6/08
I know you were joking. I was also joking. My humor is very dry, I know.
For $2000, I would hope that would include being on stage with the cast, having an escort, and going to the after party, if there is one, which I am assuming there will be.
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