OK - I never saw the third round...So Sandy took me by surprise.
Kyle - I voted him the first time 'round. And as I said, I voted the second time 'round (the finals). He doesn't seem like the type that would go shrieking and screaming, scaring the world. And, come on, he was outgoing - he didn't shake and make me, as they say,
mareado. He also mentioned those of us who couldn't be there....
IMO, none of them are the ultimate RENThead...in fact, there is no such thing as the ultimate Renthead...there comes a point when fandom becomes scary obsession. It's at that breaking point where the ultimate Renthead lies...and that doesn't exist.
But Kyle is definitely the most, seemingly, mature of them.
Zuri - first off, I love that name. I do. And she seems nice. But I feel she would break down with the cast. I mean, come on! Nowadays, Idina seems to be in a constant weed haze. Zuri would confuse her, leaving Idina wondering, "Did I smoke today? I thought I didn't...but that was a hallucination if I ever saw one. And I've seen more than one." And we don't want to confuse a diva of such merit.
Or do we?
We don't.
Sandy - I don't know. It seems like everyone over at CB will vote for her. Stick together, all for one, one for all...but I know RENTheads are more cut-throat than that.
So, OK, she manages - or "whatever," CB. That's all well and good, but honestly - Rob manages (even owns) bww...but that doesn't make him the biggest Broadway fan.
She seems like a Silent Kicker. That means, she's all quiet and shy, then out of no where, she breaks down and screams, goes crazy - and poor Tracie will go tone deaf.
And Tracie is an ebony goddess - and if she goes tone deaf the world will end.
Do we want the world to end? No. If you vote for Sandy, the world will end.
If you vote for Zuri, Idina will become confused and is likely to stab someone with a silver sharpee...then that person will get ink poisoning and die. Do you want to be the cause of an innocent bystander's death? Didn't think so.
If you vote for Kyle - the worst that will happen is Anthony punches him in the face and runs off with that scarf. But he's the winner, so that's his own problem if he loses his scarf.
Vote Kyle.
Updated On: 9/21/05 at 10:26 PM