Real Bad Casting — Page 2

#26

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/2/06 at 12:41am

don't hate on rosie!

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#27

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/2/06 at 12:56am

Hunter Foster as Millie in Thoroughly Modern Millie

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[title of show] on Broadway. it's time. believe.

#28

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/2/06 at 1:46am

Now, I love all of these performers, and something tells me that if they WERE cast in the following roles, they would somehow be brilliant... BUT - since we are chuckling, here goes:

Carol Channing as 'Carla' (A Call from the Vatican) in NINE

Joel Gray as 'Gaston' in BEAUTY & THE BEAST

Maggie Smith as 'Velma' in CHICAGO

Della Reese as 'Celie' in THE COLOR PURPLE

Liza Minelli as 'Mufasa' in THE LION KING (cross gender casting - it's allowed

Barbara Cook as 'Mimi' in RENT

Brad Garrett as 'Edna' in HAIRSPRAY (although, that might be funny in a great way)

Celeste Holme as 'Ulla' in THE PRODUCERS

#29

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/2/06 at 10:20am

Loretta Swit in Drood

#30

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/2/06 at 10:45am

Wilson Jermaine Heredia as Link

#31

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/2/06 at 11:11am

Carol Channing as Dot.

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Somebody sit in my chair, and ruin my sleep, and make me aware of being alive!

#32

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/2/06 at 11:18am

Jennifer Holiday as Christine in POTO.

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#33

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/4/06 at 12:10am

Mandy Patinkin as Dolly in Hello, Dolly!

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[title of show] on Broadway. it's time. believe.

#34

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/4/06 at 2:09am

Geraldo Rivera as the Emcee.

Ethel Merman as Elfaba.

Kristen Chenoweth as Bess in Porgy and Bess.

Harvey Feirstein as Tevye.
Oh wait...

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#35

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/4/06 at 6:36am

LMAO "Ladys and gentleman for tonights performance the part of Mufasa will be played by Liza Minelli.. thank you"

lol toomeytwopiece

#36

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/4/06 at 7:44am

^ I laughed very hard at that

Elaine Stritch as mimi in rent

#37

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/4/06 at 10:39am

Nathan Lane as Butley.
Oops.

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#38

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/4/06 at 12:52pm

Matthew Broderick as Javert.

Rosie as Sally Bowles.

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#39

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/4/06 at 3:22pm

Daphnie as..... anything on broadway

#40

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/4/06 at 3:32pm

David Hasselhoff as anything on Broadway.... damn... that's happened too.

#41

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/4/06 at 3:42pm

Idina Menzel as Cosette.

Hugh Panaro as Emille in South Pacific.

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How to properly use its/it's: Its is the possessive. It's is the contraction for it is...

#42

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/4/06 at 5:08pm

A little amusing anecdote. In one of Idina's concerts, she did sing On My Own with a Long Island accent. "Awn my owwwwn, preetending he's besssoooooyd meeee."

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#43

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/4/06 at 5:23pm

Harvey Fierstein as Tarzan

#44

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/4/06 at 6:05pm

Harvey in The Boy From Oz

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#45

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/4/06 at 6:32pm

Harvey as Mark in Altar Boyz.

Kristin Chenoweth as Fantine.

#46

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/4/06 at 7:10pm

I made a thread exactly like this and got bashed because it was "another pointless thread".

Oh well.

Fran Drecher as The Witch - Into the Woods

Whoppi Goldberg as Pseudolus - "Forum".....oh wait...

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#47

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/5/06 at 10:08pm

David Hasselhoff as Little Red in INTO THE WOODS

Anthony Rapp as Jim in Big River

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It's like I'm your lover- or more like your ghost.

#48

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/5/06 at 10:20pm

Hugh Jackman as an Altar Boy.

Marin Mazzie as Holly in The Wedding Singer.

Audra McDonald as Gary Coleman in Avenue Q.

Michael Cerveris as William Barfee in Spelling Bee.

Barrett Foa as John Adams in 1776.

Michael Arden as George in SITPWG.

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#49

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 12/22/07 at 6:39pm

John Lloyd Young as The Man in the Chair

#50

re: Really Bad Casting

Posted: 4/10/08 at 2:16pm

Bumping


Brittney Spears as Man In The Chair
Lindsey Lohan as Mimi
Musicalmaster as ANYONE on broadway

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