Really Crappy Lyrics- Page 2

[icecreambenjamin]

Posted: 11/25/14 at 10:20am

After Eight,
Do you drink the tears of children in the morning?

[After Eight]

Posted: 11/25/14 at 7:11pm

Since the the word "crappy" appears in the title of this thread, here's one that is truly to the appellation born: "a seminar on Joan's ass in her Levi's."

Quite a distance from raindrops on roses, wouldn't you say?

The distance from heaven to hell.

I guess this is what they refer to as pushing the envelope.

Time for our envelopes to be made of reinforced steel.

[morosco]

Posted: 11/25/14 at 10:46pm

Roger:
Who do you think you are?
Barging in on me and my guitar

[GavestonPS]

Posted: 11/26/14 at 8:27am

"a seminar on Joan's ass in her Levis" might be bad or okay depending on the context.

But I'll grant you "harder than a matador coercin' a bull", A8. It took me forever to figure out what was being said--and even then I could hardly believe it!

[andi1235]

Posted: 11/26/14 at 12:49pm

My favorite crappy lyric is from Maury Yeston's Phantom:

"A phantom
The opera's been invaded by a phantom
A phantom
The opera's been invaded by a phantom
A phantom
The opera's been invaded by a ghost
By a ghost
By a ghost
By a ghost
By a ghost
If you follow him you're following a phantom."

More at http://phantomstheater.com/LyricsKY.htm#Phantom Fugue

This show has some pretty music, but some TERRIBLE lyrics.