#26
Posted: 11/25/14 at 10:20am
After Eight,
Do you drink the tears of children in the morning?
Do you drink the tears of children in the morning?
Really Crappy Lyrics — Page 2
#27
Posted: 11/25/14 at 7:11pm
Since the the word "crappy" appears in the title of this thread, here's one that is truly to the appellation born: "a seminar on Joan's ass in her Levi's."
Quite a distance from raindrops on roses, wouldn't you say?
The distance from heaven to hell.
I guess this is what they refer to as pushing the envelope.
Time for our envelopes to be made of reinforced steel.
Quite a distance from raindrops on roses, wouldn't you say?
The distance from heaven to hell.
I guess this is what they refer to as pushing the envelope.
Time for our envelopes to be made of reinforced steel.
#28
Posted: 11/25/14 at 10:46pm
Roger:
Who do you think you are?
Barging in on me and my guitar
Who do you think you are?
Barging in on me and my guitar
#29
Posted: 11/26/14 at 8:27am
"a seminar on Joan's ass in her Levis" might be bad or okay depending on the context.
But I'll grant you "harder than a matador coercin' a bull", A8. It took me forever to figure out what was being said--and even then I could hardly believe it!
But I'll grant you "harder than a matador coercin' a bull", A8. It took me forever to figure out what was being said--and even then I could hardly believe it!
#30
Posted: 11/26/14 at 12:49pm
My favorite crappy lyric is from Maury Yeston's Phantom:
"A phantom
The opera's been invaded by a phantom
A phantom
The opera's been invaded by a phantom
A phantom
The opera's been invaded by a ghost
By a ghost
By a ghost
By a ghost
By a ghost
If you follow him you're following a phantom."
More at http://phantomstheater.com/LyricsKY.htm#Phantom Fugue
This show has some pretty music, but some TERRIBLE lyrics.
"A phantom
The opera's been invaded by a phantom
A phantom
The opera's been invaded by a phantom
A phantom
The opera's been invaded by a ghost
By a ghost
By a ghost
By a ghost
By a ghost
If you follow him you're following a phantom."
More at http://phantomstheater.com/LyricsKY.htm#Phantom Fugue
This show has some pretty music, but some TERRIBLE lyrics.
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