Nothing's going to beat Simon's evaluation of Nilo Cruz:
RIEDEL: What is your objection to Nilo Cruz?
SIMON: No talent... he keeps turning out things, things, things; I've seen five of his plays, but there must be about twenty by now, all of them bad, none of them worth anything but a booby prize, maybe. But look, he's two minorities: he is the Hispanic minority and the Homosexual minority; if he were also a woman, he'd really have it made.
"Y'know, I think Bertolt Brecht was rolling in his grave."
-Nellie McKay on the 2006 Broadway production of The Threepenny Opera, in which she played Polly Peachum