You know you won't boycott. :P
The suspense would kill you.
Accept it.
And get ready for the "Britney as Maureen!!" action figures/blow-up dolls.
And please, folks, ix-nay on the OBC-asting-cay. Ain't gonna happen. They don't wanna do it. The producers don't wanna do it. I, personally, don't wanna see it.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell