*Firstly- Gah. I, personally, am sick of seeing the SF Chronicle article being posted around. To me, its old news.*
Quick- what remotely good movie is coming out next month so I can get better chances of squealing in a theater? bounces happily*
"During this performance, please feel free to let your cell phones and pagers ring willy-nilly. However, do remember that there are heavily-armed knights on stage and you might well be dragged up and impaled."
(Pre-curtain announcement at the new Broadway musical Monty Python's Spamalot)