I agree-being in the first row but at the far end can be a horrible vantage point. I would take 15th row aisle over that anyday. I love to be close, but that is pushing it.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello