I've been backstage at one of the biggest theatres, and yes, it's pretty cramped. It's very cool, especially because I got a neat little tech tour, and got to stand on the stage, but it's a little intimidating, being in such territory.
Anyway, I recently dropped off a gift and had it sent backstage. I just gave it to the guard, and it safely arrived in the correct hands.
A work of art is an invitation to love.