If there were one (sorry), what would it be called? How about:
Crazy for Shoes Carrie 2: a BIG Debacle A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Bedroom Little Drop of Whorrors Sunday in the Park in Heels Forty Five Minutes from Brooklyn Samantha and the Angry Itch A Grand Night for Swinging Lady and the Tramp (you decide) March of the Stilettos Lucky Stiff (sic) Tick...Tick...Groom! On A Queer Gay You Can Vent Forever