We go through this EVERY time.
Batman: The Musical. Why?
Spiderman: The Musical. Why, God, why?
X-Men: The Musical. Why, Jesus, why?
The Phantom Of Manhattan. Why, Holy Ghost, why?
Lord Of The Rings. Why, Mother Mary, why?
Goonies: The Musical. Why, Satan, why?
The Wall: The Musical. Shoot me now.
Shrek: The Musical. Where would you like to be shot?
Who can explain it, who can tell you why?
Fools give you reasons, wise men never try
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Updated On: 4/26/07 at 12:06 AM