So I'm in a production of DEATH OF A SLEASMAN right now...

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/16/10 at 7:55pm

It's an amazing experience. I mean A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!!!

I'm playing Willy Lowdown and the director is so pleased with my preformance that he's changing the ending so that I don't kill myself. Instead, he's written this long soliquey for me that explains how I transformed myself into a loving father and a loyal husband before entering a monastery.

Thoughts?

Updated On: 8/16/10 at 07:55 PM

[bwaybri2]

Posted: 8/16/10 at 7:59pm

Oh Dollypoop -

Willy Highman rides again - what a tour de farce for you -

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/16/10 at 8:00pm

Oh, you'll love the added scene where all of the Lowdown men go for a bris!

[Freedomme]

Posted: 8/16/10 at 8:10pm

A bris? No, no, Dollypop! Keep your candy wrapper on!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/16/10 at 8:11pm

Can't so that. It's in the newly-revised script.

This is gonna win a Pulitzer. Believe me!

[Freedomme]

Posted: 8/16/10 at 8:15pm

(Snif.) You are so brave.
After the bris, are you playing Linda?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/16/10 at 8:53pm

Don't be silly!

I forgot to mention, we've added a song for the bris scene. It's called "Everybody Ought To Have A Bris"

I think I've heard the melody somewhere before.

[Freedomme]

Posted: 8/16/10 at 10:03pm

Wait, I know this one!

Everybody ought to have a bris.
Everybody ought to have a working mohel,
A serious, unshirking mohel,
Who hopefully isn't soused.

I'm sorry, DP. I don't remember who did the music either. Well, they're probably not famous, so don't worry about it.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/16/10 at 11:08pm

THAT IS THE VERY LYRIC! Have you done this show before? I think there was a previous production that was performed on ice. I don't know if it was well-received.

[Freedomme]

Posted: 8/16/10 at 11:26pm

Well-chilled, yes. Well-received, no. I believe you're thinking of The Ice Capades featuring Dorothy Hamill presents Hedwig and the Angry Inch. If memory serves me right, they closed before the zamboni could clean the rink.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/16/10 at 11:35pm

No. I'm definitely talking about DEATH OF A SALESSMAN: On ICE.

Or was it THE ICEMAN COMETH? I always get those two confused.

[byebyebaby12]

Posted: 8/16/10 at 11:49pm

do you all dance with sparklers at the end?

[Freedomme]

Posted: 8/16/10 at 11:53pm

I'm sorry. It must have been The Ice Capades presents Nathan Lane in The Iceman Cometh. I understand that when he confessed to Dorothy Hamill's murder, it brought the rink down.

[broadwayjim42]

Posted: 8/17/10 at 7:11am

You mean the local insurance guy with the obnoxious billboards died???

[Jon]

Posted: 8/17/10 at 9:47am

SLEASMAN???

SALESSMAN???

[madbrian]

Posted: 8/17/10 at 9:52am

I can't wait for the upcoming revival of Driving Miss Daisy On Ice, in which they ride in a zamboni.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/17/10 at 3:50pm

However, that's been re-named. It's now called DRIVING MISS CRAZY: ON ICE.

[Edna Turnblad]

Posted: 8/17/10 at 7:35pm

I thought they were renaming it "Two Old People in a Car, the Play!: ON ICE!"

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/17/10 at 7:46pm

Too many words for a marquee.

[Edna Turnblad]

Posted: 8/17/10 at 8:35pm

That's understandable. Maybe if the made it "2GeezersCarPlayICE!"

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/17/10 at 10:32pm

How about "2GeezerzonIce"?