As much as I love MEAN GIRLS and think Lindsay Lohan is a talented and hot actress, she would be out of her league in SOUTH PACIFIC. Nellie Forbush isn't supposed to be an 18 year old girl. Even though Lohan played that sort of shy character in MEAN GIRLS, her undeniable "star power" would cause her performance to suffer - and plus, she can't really sing that score. There's no way I would buy into an 18 year old Forbush and a 50 year old DeBecque. It just wouldn't work for me - not one bit.
Although when looking at just the writing and form of SOUTH PACIFIC, it is brilliant in it's own right. I can't help but have a jaded opinion of it, because I was involved in a mediocre production and can't listen to the soundtrack seriously anymore. As much as I can't bear to sit through the show or even let myself enjoy it anymore, I would LOVE to see a new production of this show. Like OKLAHOMA and CAROUSEL, I had always thought they were great shows, but had always been bored by them, due to the bland movies and dry, uninspired productions I have seen of them. Skeptical about seeing them on Broadway, I went anyway and the two recent revivals of those shows reminded me of why they're so brilliant. Watching them was like a revelation - like it was the first time I was discovering these beautiful shows. CAROUSEL was leagues better than OKLAHOMA, yet OKLAHOMA's fresh staging and bright, bold, unmistakable Mackintosh flare entertained me more than I ever thought I would be at an old R&H musical. SOUTH PACIFIC needs to do the same, and stay away from all tradition staging. We need bright new orchestrations, and an amazing new cast that actually would give peopel a reason to revisit the show, and make them all in love with it all over again.
As much as people might cringe at my suggestion, I see Tom Hewitt as a possible Emille. Given strong direction (unlike DRACULA,) he could be brilliant. I would also love to see Michael Cerveris tackle the role. HE's a brilliant actor.
How about Erin Dilly as Nellie? Or am I just saying that because she played the role before? Did she play the role before? I'm not quite sure why she came to mind. As much as people might cringe at my next suggestion - and keep in mind that I am not a Chenoweth or WICKED fan - I think Kristin would be a fantastic Nellie. It's something she has never done before. It would surely advance her career and draw young people in to see a classic musical they might not have ever been exposed to.
Actors that can play Cable are a dime a dozen. Norbert Leo Butz, Patrick Wilson, Hunter Foster, Stephen Buntrock, Cheyenne Jackson, Chad Kimball, Mark Kudisch, Matthew Morrison, Joey McIntyre, even maybe Michael Arden or Carey Shields.
Anne Duquesnay is a wonderful performer, but she's all wrong for Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary is polynesian, not African American. She doesn't have the right look - shje needs to be a short, fat woman. The person playing bloody mary doesn't need to be a broadway name - just a fun performer.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy."
-Charlie Manson