That's too bad you haven't been to a theatre in a few years to see theatre, because you say, "nothing's appealed to me," and yet, you would come out of your hole to see Spider-man. I just can't take that seriously. You missed some pretty great shows (N2N, In the Heights, Spring Awakening, Scottsboro Boys, August: Osage County, etc.) but I guess they didn't have enough spectacle for you?
Stephen: "Could you grab me a coffee?"
Me: "Would you like that with all the colors of the wind?"