Chitty's rush seats, at least a good percentage of the time, are excellent. I sat center orchestra about 12 rows back, which was perfect (except for the people around me, who belonged in some kind of silent lock down facility.)
Charity rush, I got the extreme left side of the orchestra, they were not bad though, you missed bery little (the "eleveator scenes" were about half visible) and they were generally quite good for veiwing the stage pictures.
I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.