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Stunt Casting You Hope Will Never Happen

Posted: 1/23/05 at 2:47pm

I was thinking last night: With all the stunt casting happening these days, there's got to be some that you hope will NEVER happen. Who are they? What roles?

This question came to mind last night when I was making polite conersation to my friend's little 9-year-old sister. She had a "great" idea: Hilary Duff as Amber in "Hairspray".

(bangs head against wall)

So, how about you?

re: Stunt Casting You Hope Will Never Happen

Posted: 1/23/05 at 2:49pm

melanie griffith in anything that requires talent

re: Stunt Casting You Hope Will Never Happen

Posted: 1/23/05 at 2:50pm

Vin Diesel as Sweeney Todd
Suzanna Somers as Mrs. Lovett

I shudder just thinking about it.

"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

re: Stunt Casting You Hope Will Never Happen

Posted: 1/23/05 at 2:53pm

Jessica Simpson as Elphaba.......
heehee

Was that a fat joke?

re: Stunt Casting You Hope Will Never Happen

Posted: 1/23/05 at 2:54pm

Jenna Jameson in Wicked

Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

re: Stunt Casting You Hope Will Never Happen

Posted: 1/23/05 at 2:54pm

anna nicole smith in anything!!!!!!

"At the opening night party, they had clowns on stilts, jugglers, a chocolate fountain, popcorn, hot dogs. [My son] looked at me like I had been holding back. Like, 'This is what you do?' I had to tell him, 'No, no, darling. Opening nights don't usually look like this.' It's usually a dark bar with a bottle of vodka." ?Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's Jan Maxwell plus i proudly share the title of the shortest member over the age of 10 with wickedrentq!

re: Stunt Casting You Hope Will Never Happen

Posted: 1/23/05 at 2:58pm

Ben Affleck as Marius in Les Mis
or Ben Affleck as Peter Allen in Boy From Oz
or Joan and Melissa Rivers as Velma and Amber in Hairspray
or... I don't know...
oooh! Jim Carrey as Peter Allen in BFO
wait, that would be kind of interesting.

[title of show] on Broadway. it's time. believe.

re: Stunt Casting You Hope Will Never Happen

Posted: 1/23/05 at 3:07pm

can jim carrey sing? because that really would be interesting.

HROK?

re: Stunt Casting You Hope Will Never Happen

Posted: 1/23/05 at 3:10pm

Haha the Simpson sisters as Elphaba and Glinda. My friend is in love with the whole Newlyweds thing and she was saying how it would be so wonderful if the whole family did a show together. Glinda- Jessica, Elphie- Ashlee, Fiyero- Nick. Good God please no.

I wanted to get something that an "ex"-junkie like him would really appreciate and cherish....it's a brick of heroin shaped like a heart. -Scrubs

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re: Stunt Casting You Hope Will Never Happen

Posted: 1/23/05 at 3:42pm

WiCkEDrOcKS in anything... yikes...

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