ROFL!
Towards the end of the play, all actors freeze, a bright light shines on Roma Downey and she turns full front to the audience:
"I'm an angel, sent by Gawd. And he has a message for you: 'these truely are the worst pies in London'."
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle