THE LAST FIVE YEARS Changes

So I'm a huge dork and kept track of the lyric changes from the original production. If anyone else did the same I'm curious to see if I missed any.

"Shiksa Goddess" had a "f*ck!" added in but I can't remember exactly where.

"The Schmuel Song"
Original lyric: As the hands moved left on the old clock's face
Revised lyric: As the hands reversed on the old clock's face

"If I Didn't Believe in You"
Original lyric: To be touring again for the summer?
Revised lyric: To be spending summer in Ohio (this one might not be exact)

"I Can Do Better Than That"
Original lyric: Met a guy in a class I was taking who you might say Looked like Tom Cruise
Revised lyric: Met a guy in a class I was taking with some well placed tattoos

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"Well-placed tattoos" was actually JRB's suggestion on his blog to change the lyric when someone asked if the guy looking like Tom Cruise was supposed to imply that he was crazy (According to JRB, it wasn't).

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I thought so, too. I like the Tom Cruise lyric better. I mean, he's still pretty attractive, and she just says that the guy "looks" like him. And Cathy's saying why she was attracted to him, so implying that he's crazy doesn't make much sense.

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Updated On: 4/2/13 at 09:54 AM

"and your father was a member of the ghadi clan"

Isn't that the Gotti clan as in the mafia kingpin John Gotti?

"I never thought was the implication of the lyric especially since Cruise wasn't considered crazy in 2001."

Speak for yourself. Some of us figured it out way before 2005!

The "gaudy Klan" would be a Ku Klux Klan branch that dresses in Marimekko sheets?