***THEATER SPOILERS*** (give away the ending)
***THEATER SPOILERS*** (give away the ending)
MusicMan
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#0***THEATER SPOILERS*** (give away the ending)
Posted: 11/21/03 at 1:40am
She gets raped by her brother-in-law, goes crazy and is carted away to an insane asylum.
He kills his rival, the farmhand, and marries the girl.
She shoots her lover dead, goes nuts and thinks she's filming a movie.
Her husband goes to jail for embezzlement but she survives through her talent.
He kills the crazy lady but doesn't realize its his long-lost wife.
She realizes she lived vicariously through her kids and reconciles with her daughter.
She gets an abortion and succumbs to moral disorder.
The nuns help them escape the Nazis.
The good-hearted wench get beaten to death by her no-good thug boyfriend.
The ones who step forward don't get the job
You get the idea......
Updated On: 11/21/03 at 01:40 AM
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#1re: ***THEATER SPOILERS*** (give away the ending)
Posted: 11/21/03 at 1:53amIs this a quiz? I don't really understand if you are asking us to guess the show, or capsulize the ending of shows.
MusicMan
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#2re: re: ***THEATER SPOILERS*** (give away the ending)
Posted: 11/21/03 at 1:56am
The latter, without being overly specific (names, etc.)
If someone can't figure them out and they want to know, they're welcome to ask.
Updated On: 11/21/03 at 01:56 AM
leeinlondon
Leading Actor Joined: 5/22/03
#3re: re: re: ***THEATER SPOILERS*** (give away the ending)
Posted: 11/21/03 at 5:58am
He has a girlfriend (and his girlfriend's father wants to have sex with him) but realises he is really in love with a drug dealer who realises he is gay too but then the drug dealer dies and so he becomes a pop star.
She falls asleep at her class reunion and wakes up a teenager again but then she realises they are remaking Grease but this show has only one good song so she wakes up happy and so are the audience that it is over.
A young man wants to become a bollywood star but is forced to repeat the same dance steps for 3 hours until the audience cry tears of utter boredom and he gets to become famous.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#4re: re: re: re: ***THEATER SPOILERS*** (give away the ending)
Posted: 11/21/03 at 9:23am
Lee-- what is funny, is I know all three of your shows!
But I am still working on MusicMan's
Amneris
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#5re: re: re: re: re: ***THEATER SPOILERS*** (give away the ending)
Posted: 11/21/03 at 9:49am
"No! let's not get married..i have my whole life ahead of me but, it just so happens that we have my guests here and my 40 something yro mom is going to marry a man she hasnt seen in 21 years instead"
"Im sickly but, i jumped over some moon and am back to life to finish the show"
"i dont need a crown... this is just a show of a classic overweight girl winning a hunk"
#6Some answers...
Posted: 11/21/03 at 9:49am
She gets raped by her brother-in-law, goes crazy and is carted away to an insane asylum.
--A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE
He kills his rival, the farmhand, and marries the girl.
--OKLAHOMA
She shoots her lover dead, goes nuts and thinks she's filming a movie.
--SUNSET BOULEVARD
Her husband goes to jail for embezzlement but she survives through her talent.
--FUNNY GIRL
He kills the crazy lady but doesn't realize its his long-lost wife.
--SWEENEY TODD
She realizes she lived vicariously through her kids and reconciles with her daughter.
--GYPSY
She gets an abortion and succumbs to moral disorder.
--CABARET
The nuns help them escape the Nazis.
--THE SOUND OF MUSIC
The good-hearted wench get beaten to death by her no-good thug boyfriend.
-OLIVER!
The ones who step forward don't get the job
--A CHORUS LINE
"Well, maybe they should."
--Kiss of the Spider Woman (cut line)
MusicMan
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#7re: Some answers...
Posted: 11/21/03 at 10:53am
Very good, Tesse.
The point, folks, is to SPOIL the ending by giving away the plot...
He reconciles with his daughter and emigrates with his family to America.
He sends his wife to a nunnery and goes into battle against her lover, his best friend.
She comes back to the phonetics teacher.
His wife dies and he joins the circus.
She remembers a word from her childhood.
She remembers a song from her childhood.
He shoots the president.
The wife leaves her husband for the film-maker.
The family moves into a better neighborhood.
She finagles the store owner to marry her.
The lunatic dies and the whore is transformed.
He decides to stay with the girl in the town that comes and goes.
They crucify him.
TheBalladeer
Broadway Star Joined: 7/27/03
#8re: re: Some answers...
Posted: 11/21/03 at 11:15am
They crucify him.
JCS
She comes back to the phonetics teacher.
My Fair Lady
He reconciles with his daughter and emigrates with his family to America.
Fiddler on the Roof
He shoots the president.
Assassins
The wife leaves her husband for the film-maker.
Ragtime
He decides to stay with the girl in the town that comes and goes.
The Music Man
Stuck on the rest
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#9re: re: re: Some answers...
Posted: 11/21/03 at 11:30am
Balladeer~~
I am sorry but in RAGTIME, Mother does not leave her husband for the filmaker. He is killed and then she mourns him for a year. THEN she accepts marriage from Tateh.
Auggie27
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/03
#10another one
Posted: 11/21/03 at 11:45amAn old homeless whore wearing a retro-shop coat tries to crash a secret, after-hours dance club, managed by a chubby older guy on a major power trip, where everybody dances, like totally non-stop on crystal meth... After she's discovered tryin' to boogie all by herself, she's dissed by everyone and thrown out. Once on the street, she has a kinda reality check, and alone, mulls, like, what a downer it is to live in the past. Especially hers. She can't get a cab, even if she could afford one, and since it's a cold night, dies. She sees the fat club manager in the white light John Edward tunnel thingy, and somehow feels better about herself, and even the nasty dancin' folk who had a lot of 'tude earlier.
WillParker
Featured Actor Joined: 10/22/03
#11re: re: re: re: re: Some answers...
Posted: 11/21/03 at 12:01pm
His wife dies and he joins the circus--BARNUM?
She remembers a word from her childhood.--THE MIRACLE WORKER?
She finagles the store owner to marry her--HELLO DOLLY?
The lunatic dies and the whore is transformed--MAN OF LA MANCHA?
#12Some more answers...
Posted: 11/21/03 at 12:14pm
I'm guessing most people here will know the plots by title alone. This is fun!!
He reconciles with his daughter and emigrates with his family to America.
--FIDDLER ON THE ROOF
He sends his wife to a nunnery and goes into battle against her lover, his best friend.
--CAMELOT
She comes back to the phonetics teacher.
--MY FAIR LADY
His wife dies and he joins the circus.
--BARNUM
She remembers a word from her childhood.
--THE MIRACLE WORKER
She remembers a song from her childhood.
--THOU SHALT NOT
He shoots the president.
-ASSASSINS
The wife leaves her husband for the film-maker.
--RAGTIME
The family moves into a better neighborhood.
--A RAISIN IN THE SUN
She finagles the store owner to marry her.
--HELLO, DOLLY!
The lunatic dies and the whore is transformed.
-MAN OF LA MANCHA
He decides to stay with the girl in the town that comes and goes.
--BRIGADOON
They crucify him.
--JESUS CHRIST, SUPERSTAR or GODSPELL
"Well, maybe they should."
--Kiss of the Spider Woman (cut line)
lc1965
Leading Actor Joined: 7/29/03
#13re: re: re: re: ***THEATER SPOILERS*** (give away the ending)
Posted: 11/21/03 at 12:26pmLeeinLondon: I am CRYING I'm laughing so hard! Thanks. I needed that today.
#14re: re: re: re: re: re: Some answers...
Posted: 11/21/03 at 12:58pmcurtain goes down, crickets chirp, and everyone leaves wondering what the hell they just paid for...
PED
#15re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Some answers...
Posted: 11/21/03 at 3:00pm
The answer to RobbO's.....Dance of the Vampires. 
"After she's discovered tryin' to boogie all by herself, she's dissed by everyone and thrown out."
Answer: Wicked
#16re: another one
Posted: 11/21/03 at 3:06pm
An old homeless whore wearing a retro-shop coat tries to crash a secret, after-hours dance club, managed by a chubby older guy on a major power trip, where everybody dances, like totally non-stop on crystal meth... After she's discovered tryin' to boogie all by herself, she's dissed by everyone and thrown out. Once on the street, she has a kinda reality check, and alone, mulls, like, what a downer it is to live in the past. Especially hers. She can't get a cab, even if she could afford one, and since it's a cold night, dies. She sees the fat club manager in the white light John Edward tunnel thingy, and somehow feels better about herself, and even the nasty dancin' folk who had a lot of 'tude earlier.
CATS?? Maybe? Sorta?
"Well, maybe they should."
--Kiss of the Spider Woman (cut line)
#19re: re: re: another one
Posted: 11/21/03 at 3:52pmThe Declaration gets signed.
"Well, maybe they should."
--Kiss of the Spider Woman (cut line)
MusicMan
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#20re: re: re: re: another one
Posted: 11/21/03 at 6:42pm
Kudos, JohnPopa.
All of have been answered correctly except "She remembers a song from her childhood." It, indeed, may be THOU SHALT NOT but I was thinking of something else. Anyone?
Here's some more:
He dies as his son proclaims a new regime.
He slaps his kid and goes to heaven.
The glamorous despot dies.
The guy kills himself so the family can get insurance money.
She takes care of his kids while he's in the war.
She takes dope and talks all night.
She takes dope, goes to NY and he follows her.
Her boyfriend gets torn apart by a gang of boys.
Their kid is imaginary.
They die in the tomb together.
The attorney and the actress wind up together.
The prosecuting attorney dies affirming his faith.
She doesn't kill herself.
They each confront their conflicts and sing about it.
He turns back into a kid again.
The kid gets laid.
It rains.
Updated On: 11/22/03 at 06:42 PM
#21re: re: re: re: re: another one
Posted: 11/21/03 at 10:05pm
The only one I can think of right now is West Side Story for "She doesn't kill herself."
LOL its been a long day. My mind is on standby, and I'm half listening to "Third Watch."
MusicMan
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#22re: re: re: re: re: re: another one
Posted: 11/21/03 at 10:10pm
West Side Story is correct.
Just take it easy, theaterbaby, we're not going anywhere.
jesseeinstein
Broadway Star Joined: 11/9/03
#23More endings-can you guess them?
Posted: 11/22/03 at 12:17am
He gets Lynched.
He gets shot in prison.
Everyone dies except the happy newly weds.
He finally grows up.
She dies but they continue to "tell the story".
They go to jail and make the prisoners sing and dance.
Everyone becames hetrosexual.
They break up/get together.
They all head off to begin the world anew.
There is no ending it's a friggin' review!(sorry had to be done)
Updated On: 11/22/03 at 12:17 AM
#24re: More endings-can you guess them?
Posted: 11/22/03 at 12:40pm
He dies as his son proclaims a new regime.
King and I
He slaps his kid and goes to heaven.
Carousel
The glamorous despot dies.
A Little Night Music
The guy kills himself so the family can get insurance money.
Death of a Salesman
She takes care of his kids while he's in the war.
South Pacific
She takes dope and talks all night.
Long Days Journey Into Night
She takes dope, goes to NY and he follows her.
Porgy and Bess
Her boyfriend gets torn apart by a gang of boys.
Suddenly Last Summer
Their kid is imaginary.
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf
They die in the tomb together.
Aida
The attorney and the actress wind up together.
The prosecuting attorney dies affirming his faith.
She doesn't kill herself.
Sweet Charity
They each confront their conflicts and sing about it.
He turns back into a kid again.
Big
The kid gets laid.
Tea and Sympathy
It rains.
Rainmaker
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