To try and justify what might not be, in some people's opinions, an "ideal looking Tarzan," I present the following "techincal" support to the look of the Tarzan in this production.
1. Musculature
Why should the guy be cut with rippling muscles? The kind of exercise he gets (lots of running, swinging around on vines, climbing trees, etc) suggests that he'd be a lean individual, with with very little body fat. He'd be toned (which Josh appears to be), but there'd be no reason for him to look like a professional body builder. Tarzan wasn't doing clean and jerks with tree trunks. Heck, to be historically significant, just google Johnny Weissmuller and check out some of his pics from when he did Tarzan. Looks a bit flabby if you ask me.
2. The Hair
Of course he's gonna be hairy. If not simply because most men are quite hairy all over their bodies, but also because he's the "ape-man!" Now, that's not to say this is some support of Lamarckian Inheritance (Inheritance of acquired traits) or anything. He didn't become hairy because he hung around with apes or anything, but if a guy is known as an "ape-man" I'd be surprised if he was anything other than hairy. If Tarzan was some metrosexual who's glistening body didn't have one stray hair on it, we'd have to assume the plane that crashed was also carrying a lifetime supply of Nair and Baby Oil. Which is more realistic?
Now, about 10 minutes after I began typing this, I laugh at how I began this post as a joke, but by the time I started the "Hair" paragraph, I was getting into it, thinking, "Yeah, yeah! Of course this is what Tarzan would look like!" lol. Sometimes you just let yourself get carried away, I guess.
**EDIT: UPDATE**
3. Personal Hygiene
Not to mention the fact that this guy would be dirty and stink. He hangs out with apes all day! And wearing the same loin cloth day in and day out? Geez. Jane must like it dirrty (or however Christina Aguilera spells it.)
4. Hair, con'td
And who the hell gave him dreadlocks??!!! You're telling me monkeys know how to dreadlock hair? Oh come on! Talking, okay, I can buy talking, but hair maintainance? Pleeeeease. Willful suspension of disbelief accounted for, but geez. I mean, does Disney really expect us to buy this????
*The preceding comments to do necessarily reflect the opinions and beliefs of the poster. He was just trying to be funny. "Trying" being the operative word. Thank you.*
Updated On: 4/15/06 at 01:50 PM