The Biggest Casting Joke Ever!
#2
Posted: 8/4/03 at 7:26pm
Peter Allen as Legs Diamond...
Arnold Schwarzeneggar as Albin...
Carol Channing as Dolly...
Arnold Schwarzeneggar as Albin...
Carol Channing as Dolly...
Updated On: 8/4/03 at 07:26 PM
#4
Posted: 8/4/03 at 7:27pm
Glenn Close as Nelli Forbush
She wasnt horrible but isnt Nellie in her early twenties??????
She wasnt horrible but isnt Nellie in her early twenties??????
Updated On: 8/4/03 at 07:27 PM
#5
Posted: 8/4/03 at 8:23pm
Gee- I don't know. Melanie Griffith!!!!!!!! Vin Deisel as Sky Masterson is also a joke. Toni Braxton as Belle was a BIG joke. And a real funny one!
#6
Posted: 8/4/03 at 8:24pm
Braxton was a scary funny joke. Belle was totally whoed up for that one. At least we got 'A Change In Me' out of that. It is a nice song.... Menken ripped it off fro the theme Park version of Aalddin at California Adventure though.
#7
Posted: 8/4/03 at 8:24pm
Albin, if you don't take back that comment about TGC I'll cancel my trip to Europe so I can go up to Western, NY and bitch slap you all the way to Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#8
Posted: 8/4/03 at 9:27pm
Don Knotts, Bruce Vilanch, Michael Crawford & Dollypop in "Naked Boys Singing!"
BTW DP, I'm not taking it back. Slap away!!!!
BTW DP, I'm not taking it back. Slap away!!!!
#9
Posted: 8/4/03 at 9:59pm
Umm...I am not going to name names, but she is onstage at a theatre across the street from her husband...
I had a dream...
I dreamed it for you June...
It wasn't for me Herbie...
And if it wasn't for me, then where would you be,
Miss. Gypsy Rose Lee?
#10
Posted: 8/4/03 at 10:28pm
You demented hog!!! Your traitor to musical comedy! You viper! You warthog! You waste of food!!!!!
Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap!
I'm calling my Uncle Cosmo.. Albin will soon be sleeping with the koi!
Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap!
I'm calling my Uncle Cosmo.. Albin will soon be sleeping with the koi!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#11
Posted: 8/4/03 at 10:28pm
Umm Dollypop...am I guessing you agree with me, or no? I cant tell...(lol)
I had a dream...
I dreamed it for you June...
It wasn't for me Herbie...
And if it wasn't for me, then where would you be,
Miss. Gypsy Rose Lee?
#12
Posted: 8/5/03 at 11:33am
Susan Lucci as Annie Oakley!
"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~
#13
Posted: 8/5/03 at 11:53am
Tony Randall - Harold Hill
Kelsey Grammer - Macbeth
Raquel Welch - Victor/Victoria
Brooke Shelids - ANYTHING she does
THis is too easy.
Kelsey Grammer - Macbeth
Raquel Welch - Victor/Victoria
Brooke Shelids - ANYTHING she does
THis is too easy.
A Healthy NO C-A-R-B Diet for 2004
NO C-heney
NO A-shcroft
NO R-umsfeld
NO B-ush
and "Absolutely NO RICE!"
#14
Posted: 8/5/03 at 1:03pm
Bernadette Peters as Mamma Rose. Sorry everyone--she's a wonderful talent, but it just doesn't work
#15
Posted: 8/5/03 at 3:38pm
"A change in Me. Menken ripped it off fro the theme Park version of Aalddin at California Adventure though."
Not really Broadwayguy2, I've seen the Aladdin at DCA, and 1) The Aladdin show wasn't even out then, and 2) Jasmine sings the new song "Too be Free" to the melody under Genie's monlogue where he talks about being free "Poof! Whattaya need Poof! Whattaya need all the time!"
So, no the songs are different. By the way you can buy the cd now!
Not really Broadwayguy2, I've seen the Aladdin at DCA, and 1) The Aladdin show wasn't even out then, and 2) Jasmine sings the new song "Too be Free" to the melody under Genie's monlogue where he talks about being free "Poof! Whattaya need Poof! Whattaya need all the time!"
So, no the songs are different. By the way you can buy the cd now!
#16
Posted: 8/5/03 at 3:46pm
sorry Rob. Let me make it clearer. 'To Be Free' was written AFTER 'A Change In Me' was added to 'Beauty' and the mood and lyrics seem very similar. MANY other people have commented on the songs being similar.
#17
Posted: 8/5/03 at 3:54pm
It's all good, excpet "A Change in Me Had to have been modeled off of "To Be Free" since they used the exact melody from the Aladdin soundtrack, listen to track number seven, it's the exact melody with words added, so I think it's funny that Jasmine sings it when that theme song is so uncosciously connected with Genie. The first time I heard it I was like, uh, that's GENIE'S THEME SONG, lol
anyhow, it's all good, just making a point, lol :)
anyhow, it's all good, just making a point, lol :)
#18
Posted: 8/5/03 at 3:59pm
Britney Spears as Millie! rofl!
#19
Posted: 8/5/03 at 4:00pm
YESS what a GREAT idea!!!
#20
Posted: 8/5/03 at 4:00pm
Just kidding, lol.
#21
Posted: 8/5/03 at 4:02pm
::broadwayguy's slow moving ass gets trampled by 1,595 terrified audience members with bleeding ears fleeing the Marguis Thetare as Britney lip-syncs to her pre-recorded 'belt' during "Gimme, Gimme" while dressed in a whoed up version of Millie's red beaded dress that is now redesigned to show a lot of silicon cleavage, lypo-ed abs, and lypo-ed thighs::
#22
Posted: 8/5/03 at 7:23pm
LOL broadway Guy! that would probably be EXACTLY what they do, if such a nightmare ever occured!
#23
Posted: 8/5/03 at 11:09pm
Oh God Yes! Britney Spears as Millie is death. THAT is a casting joke!
#24
Posted: 8/14/03 at 1:40pm
Gee...I'm picking on him today, but Nathan Lane as Mrs. Lovett.
"I don't understand. Everything's coming up Roses' WHAT?"-Jerome Robbins to Stephen Sondheim
#25
Posted: 8/15/03 at 5:52pm
not so bad, didja see Nathan salute Angela by singing "Worse Pies in London"?? wasn't half bad, funny actually!
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