Amneris, whenever I think of hott broadway men with 6 packs, you're never far behind!
Plot: A 16 yr old southern lad visits NYC. He gets a sneak peak backstage just as the Baker in Into the Woods breaks his leg. The understudy is sick and there's no one to fill the role except.......me.

Which is coincidental because I know all the lyrics, choreopgrahy, songs, and stage directions by heart.
Director: Joe Mantello
Choreographer: John Carafara would do any ensemble numbers and curtain call, but Wayne Cilento would do the sexy provocative songs (AKA. My big solo number. A Call From The Dressing Room)
Jason Robert Brown would also write my music and lyrics
My love interest would be along side co-star Christopher Sieber. He falls in love with my fantastic moves creating a love triangle Me - Chris - and #$*##$*#*$# or Kevin Burrows
Flaemachen (Farin) and Daisy Hilton would play my fag hag friends who give me courage to ask Chris out
My Big Show stopping number would be "You Can't Stop the Fags" because at the very end, Bush's reign would fall and Howard Dean would become President making gay marriages legal.
" Who's not wearing any clothes.......I'm not Chris darlin dear...May I blow into your "ear" and squeeze you here.....and here......and (Looks Down) there...... "