There was this Tucker Carlson wannabe who looked like he pulled himself out of John Simon's stool seated next to Edith Head's devil spawn (is a bob haircut still edgy?) who made some kind of crazy loud comment I couldn't understand.
The old lady in front of me with her headset cranked up so loud i could hear the static during the quiet moments and the old man next to her who opened what sounded like a box full of broken lightbulbs.
One cellphone
Lots of noise at the back of the house too...and of course, Edith Head left during the curtain call RIGHT in front me, so I helped her along her way.
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