.....thats how most people feel when they pay good money for such little crap!
(the offices of The Stage were burgled and lots of computer files stolen- thats the excuse for the next few weeks of the 'paper of the profession' as it continue its downwards spiral.
A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!''
Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'