I seem to recall, once upon a time, that there were revised lyrics for men, so that this verse:
"First you're another sloe-eyed vamp
then someone's mother
then you're camp"
Was instead "someone's uncle" but for the life of me, I don't remember what replaced "sloe-eyed vamp"
Did I just make that up, or am I actually remembering something actual?
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