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#1

The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

Posted: 12/18/04 at 10:24pm

This was inspired by Saturday Morning Theatre Jokes, posted by Judy_in_disguise.
Her list made me come up with my own list.
And here they are:

The Sound of Prozac

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Retirement Village

Atlantic Intermissions

The Toads

Sweeney Todd : Back in the Habit

Newark, Newark!

Hilarita (Evita, starring Hilary Clinton)

Merry-Go-Round (Carousel)

Teeter-Totter (Seesaw)

Kiss Me, Mate

Oklahomo!

South Pathetic

KMart Express (Starlight Express)

Naked Retirees Singing!

Sweet Cruelty

A Little Death Metal

Yes, Yes Yvette (well this one is real...)

Mame : The NRA Musical

Poppin

Fleas (Cats)

Mortgage (Rent)

Fiddling on the Roof

Any others?
#2

re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

Posted: 12/18/04 at 10:24pm

ah ha I love the Mortgage one heh
"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."
#3

re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

Posted: 12/18/04 at 10:33pm

Chicago 2: New York
Annie Get Your Paintball Gun
Man of LaGuardia
Craparet
Cumelot
Hoe Boat
Avenue R
Gel (Hairspray)
Funny Spinster (Funny Girl/Lady)
Pooptown
Hitmen (Assassins)
Into the 'Hood
West Side Whore-y
Beauty and the Yetti
Blood Sisters
Gritty Gritty Bang Bang
Damn Mets
Oddsmell
Hedwig and the Angry Centimeter
Little Shop of Whores
Movin' In
Ten (Nine)
Seduceical, the Musical
Tell me on a Monday
Thong & Pants
An Unemplyment Line

Updated On: 12/18/04 at 10:33 PM

#6

re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

Posted: 12/18/04 at 10:59pm

Tuesday in the Dark with Morrie
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#8

re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

Posted: 12/18/04 at 11:01pm

Hilarita (Evita, starring Hilary Clinton)

LMAO.
"Chicago is it's own incredible theater town right there smack down in the middle of the heartland. What a great city! I can see why Oprah likes to live there!" - Dee Hoty :-D
#9

re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

Posted: 12/18/04 at 11:06pm

Eight Brides for Five Brothers
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#10

re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

Posted: 12/18/04 at 11:10pm

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THESER ARE MAKING FUN OF:
Slut Bastards from Uranus
Anonymity
I Can Get It For You on EBay

AND INSTEAD OF Atlantic Intermissions, SHOULDNT IT BE: Atlantic Entr'Actes
#11

re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

Posted: 12/18/04 at 11:19pm

I actually wrote Atlantic Entr'Actes first...but thought Intermissions sounded better.

Anonymity is Company
I can get it for you on EBay is I can get it for you wholesale
#13

re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

Posted: 12/18/04 at 11:58pm

Too bad the worst idea for a musical sequel was real: The Phantom of the Opera sequel. There have been some pretty awful ones though... Annie 2, Best Little Whorehouse 2, Nunsense (the entire series), etc.
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#15

re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

Posted: 12/19/04 at 12:46am

Bring Back Birdie
Annie Warbucks
Funny Lady
Best Little Whorehouse Goes Public

oh wait..those did happen..lol sequals are not cut out for musical theatre
#17

re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

Posted: 12/19/04 at 11:39am

Joseph and the Amazing Scratch-n-Sniff Dreamcoat?
A Chorus Line - The First Rehearsal?
Rags II: RICHES!
"Love Life. Live." Michael Bennett
#18

re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

Posted: 12/19/04 at 3:25pm

Idina!

Les Joyeurs

The Phantom of the Showstopper

Avenue P: Moving Up the Streets

Avenue R: Up and Down Again

Grease 2....oh wait....

Illinois

Checkers

Meow

Tubist on the Roof

Ken and Barbie: The Modern Doll

Hair 2:The Weave

Hairspray 2: You Can't Stop the Weave

Big Shop of Terror

My Not-So-Fair Lady

Updated On: 12/20/04 at 03:25 PM

#19

re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

Posted: 12/19/04 at 3:37pm

Rags II: RICHES!

Haha. Best one so far. I applaud you.
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#20

re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

Posted: 12/19/04 at 3:38pm

DOGS
STARLIGHT EXPRESSO
BLUESTIME
HIGH BUTTON JEWS!
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, NANCY REGAN
MEET ME IN THE COPY ROOM
THE MERRY WIDOWER
ON A CLEAR DAY YOU CAN SEE THE NAKED BOYS SINGING
CAN'T-CAN'T!
CAESAR SALAD DAYS
STOP THE WORLD I'M IN A BLUE STATE!
TWO GENTLEMAN OF QUEENS
LADY BE BAD
GENTLEMAN PREFER BOYS
GEORGE N!
FADE OUT-FADE OUT
BAR-NONE!
111 IN THE SHADE

Updated On: 12/19/04 at 03:38 PM

#21

re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

Posted: 12/19/04 at 8:55pm

There already is a HAIR 2: Adventures of Claude in Rainbowland

What about Phantom of Manhattan? No one mentioned that
Who can explain it, who can tell you why? Fools give you reasons, wise men never try -South Pacific
#22

re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

Posted: 12/20/04 at 8:23am

Avenue Z
Dance of the Vampires II: their alive

When someone blunders, we say that he makes a misstep. Is it then not clear that all the ills of mankind, all the tragic misfortunes that fill our history books, all the political blunders, all the failures of the great leaders have arisen merely from a lack of skill in dancing. - Moliere
#23

re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

Posted: 12/20/04 at 8:09pm

No sequel for Dance thanks. The vampires take over the world. What more do we need to see?
Who can explain it, who can tell you why? Fools give you reasons, wise men never try -South Pacific
#24

re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

Posted: 12/20/04 at 9:35pm

Cell phones are ringing (Bells are Ringing)
Les Joyeux

I know these are stupid but I just had to say them...
Grace: I just gave a quarter to a homeless man. I think it was Johnny Depp.
#25

re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

Posted: 12/20/04 at 9:38pm

WOMAN IN PINK
GUYS AND HAGS
FIDDLER ON THE SHED
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

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