I used to love to usher as a teenager at the Springer Opera House in Columbus, GA.
It was always so much fun if the show was awful to explore the theatre. I sat through some awful stuff though. It would be really fun to do again, but I think I have to prefer to pay and actually be treated like a human by the theatre. Although watching a show from the closed off section behind one of those fake bookshelf doors with two really "cool" fellow ushers was about the highlight of my highschool life. :0)
I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.