When I saw Chita in "Kiss of the Spider Woman," I brought one of those silver pens that you have to shake up like a can of spray paint for her to sign the two souvenir program I had.
Well, Chita, apparently, holds pens with a "death grip" (not unlike myself). She was signing the first one and had written her first name when the pen splatts out a big blob of silver ink. She had to sign the second one with a regular pen and write over her picture, which was the only not black place on the logo.
I gave my friend the one with the writing on her face and kept the one that read "Chita BLOB". It just seemed more personal...
"A coherent existance after so many years of muddle" - Desiree' Armfelt, A Little Night Music
"Life keeps happening everyday, Say Yes" - 70, Girls, 70
"Life is what you do while you're waiting to die" - Zorba