Theatre Review Equations

[AndrewAndrew]

Theatre Review Equations#1

Posted: 3/16/16 at 12:21pm

I have a new project and Twitter account call @ReviewEquations.

If there is any group of people that is truly the target audience, it's these boards!

See some examples below; would love to know your thoughts / comments; make up your own;  follow @ReviewEquations on Twitter!

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{ [ >Disaster! at St. Luke’s + (Old Budget x 36) ] + (63% @RockofAges + 35% Love Boat + 2% @PhantomOpera) } /  Gong Show = @DisasterMusical

 

[ { (Casa Valentina - Reed Birney) + (76% Airline Highway + 22% #Hedwig + 2% La Cage) } x #FunHome + #CaitlynJenner] = #SoCoMusical

 

{ [ Moving Production +( Warlords of @BookOfMormon) - Missionaries ] x 68% Ruined - Musical } + #BillClinton  = #EclipsedBroadway 4 TONY

 

HUGHIE = [ (Of Mice and Men + The Iceman Cometh) - 7.5 hours ] x The Anarchist

 

 

[BakerWilliams]

Theatre Review Equations#2

Posted: 3/16/16 at 12:29pm

How pointless

[AC126748]

Theatre Review Equations#3

Posted: 3/16/16 at 12:35pm

Is this supposed to be funny?

"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

[HogansHero]

Theatre Review Equations#4

Posted: 3/16/16 at 12:59pm

Don't give up your day job.

[followspot]

Theatre Review Equations#5

Posted: 3/16/16 at 1:01pm

ANDREWANDREW = Men On Film - funny hats - wit + parasitical narcissism + critic ticket scam = apathy + pity

"Tracy... Hold Mama's waffles."