"So it turns out the Wicked Witch is good after all. And she was best friends with the good witch."
"So there's this baker and his wife, and they want a kid, but he's infertile, so the two of them have to go on a scavenger hunt in the forest. Also, Cinderella, Rapunzel, and Little Red Riding Hood get worked in for some reason."
And the ultimate...
"So there's been a water shortage in this town, so everyone has to pay to pee. But people are too poor, so a guy leads a revolution to let everyone go to the bathroom. The title? Well, I was thinking of 'Urinetown'..."
Formerly SirNotAppearing - Joined 3/08