Tony Awards Question
re: Tony Awards Question#25
Posted: 2/7/07 at 12:53am
Mm, I hadn't thought of that.
What if I just start signing all my posts Vanessa?
-Vanessa
re: Tony Awards Question#26
Posted: 2/7/07 at 12:53amOk, I got one!
re: Tony Awards Question#27
Posted: 2/7/07 at 12:54am
I had a Master Class with God and she told me two things.
A. DON'T BACK DOWN.
B. Change the key.
re: Tony Awards Question#28
Posted: 2/7/07 at 12:55amI'm very tired, but I don't want to go to bed, I fear that this post may be gone in the morning!
re: Tony Awards Question#29
Posted: 2/7/07 at 12:55am
Ahmelie-
That makes sense, God has to have a deep resonating voice, and high notes must be a killer.
re: Tony Awards Question#30
Posted: 2/7/07 at 12:56am
Wow, that is REALLY good whiteface in that pic, husk.
-Vanessa
re: Tony Awards Question#31
Posted: 2/7/07 at 12:57am
Here's the interesting thing about God, she actually can hit those notes, she just knows if she doesn't people will talk about her more.
She's odd like that...
re: Tony Awards Question#32
Posted: 2/7/07 at 12:58am
1. I was only able to save the President and What's With Threads, but those were pretty good. I think a few more weren't deleted, and my Scarlet Pimpernel one is still working.
2. To keep what we have, just open these in a new window and don't tounch them. As long as you don't refresh, they'll still be here in the morning even if deleted.
re: Tony Awards Question#33
Posted: 2/7/07 at 12:58amThanks gumbo, I tried very hard. Or God did....or God's makeup people..
re: Tony Awards Question#34
Posted: 2/7/07 at 12:59am
Mine was "Vanessa Williams to replace Alex Gemignani May 1."
Awwww...
re: Tony Awards Question#35
Posted: 2/7/07 at 1:00amI feel so risque!
re: Tony Awards Question#36
Posted: 2/7/07 at 1:01am
Oh dang, I didn't even see that one, Lizzie, and I was refreshing frequently.
Julian, that really works? Good idea.
-Vanessa
re: Tony Awards Question#37
Posted: 2/7/07 at 1:01amIt's fun tho! I love being subversive.
re: Tony Awards Question#39
Posted: 2/7/07 at 1:03amANd we must do what God Says.
re: Tony Awards Question#40
Posted: 2/7/07 at 1:03amI think we need to write out a bible.
re: Tony Awards Question#41
Posted: 2/7/07 at 1:03am
Fight the power people! Be back at two, Scrubs is on, I hear God loves it!
P.S. Somebody get one with stilts.
re: Tony Awards Question#42
Posted: 2/7/07 at 1:04am
New Commandment 1:
Thou Shalt Love God and All Her Works.
re: Tony Awards Question#43
Posted: 2/7/07 at 1:04am
Scrubs is on? I love Scrubs. God does too. She actually was up for the role of Dr. Cox, but her stilts were too tall and she didn't have good enough breath support for the long rants.
-Vanessa
Updated On: 2/7/07 at 01:04 AM
re: Tony Awards Question#44
Posted: 2/7/07 at 1:06am
New Commandment 2-
Thou shalt have no divas before her. Yes, even Patti LuPone.
re: Tony Awards Question#45
Posted: 2/7/07 at 1:07am
New Commandment 3:
Thou Shalt Not Take God's Name in Vain, or Use it In The Same Sentence as Any Other Diva, Unless Calling God Better Than.
re: Tony Awards Question#46
Posted: 2/7/07 at 1:08amOr talking about Baby Eating (in the case of LuPone. She and God have a LOT of problems...)
re: Tony Awards Question#47
Posted: 2/7/07 at 1:08am
New Commandment 4:
God, though black, shall be considered for all white, Asian, purple, and green roles.
re: Tony Awards Question#48
Posted: 2/7/07 at 1:09am
New Commandment 5:
God, though Female, Can be considered for all gender roles, including, but not limited to: Tevye, Porgy, Bess, Coalhouse Walker Jr, and Liza Minnelli
Edit: Hey, this got me to Broadway Star! Almost there!
re: Tony Awards Question#49
Posted: 2/7/07 at 1:15am
HUSK. You just mentioned God in the same sentance as another diva (Liza) with out saying "better than"
BLASPHEMY!
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