Tony Shalhoub shouldn't be an actor
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Joined: 12/31/69
#1Tony Shalhoub shouldn't be an actor
Posted: 4/1/14 at 3:58pm
That name is so weird and he looks so odd the only role I didn't sit pondering how alien he looks was Men in Black.
He should open a shoe repair shop or something. Am I right?
Updated On: 4/1/14 at 03:58 PM
#2Tony Shalhoub shouldn't be an actor
Posted: 4/1/14 at 4:02pmYeah, he should return those multiple Emmy Awards and Tony nominations. Unattractive people like Tony Shaloub and Philip Seymour Hoffman shouldn't bother becoming actors.
Liza's Headband
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/28/13
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Joined: 12/31/69
#3Tony Shalhoub shouldn't be an actor
Posted: 4/1/14 at 4:11pm
Yep don't have to worry about Phil Hoffman turning up playing yet another over thinking professor or alcoholic uncle. So there is that!
What did Tony shalhoub win awards for? I only remember him playing a ferengi on Deep Space Nine.
#4Tony Shalhoub shouldn't be an actor
Posted: 4/1/14 at 4:31pm
Don't stop there- I don't want to be served in restaurants or shops by unattractive people.
Forget diversity or personality, appearance is the only criterion that matters when we judge people.
One of the dumbest posts on BWW yet- and that's some achievement!
#6Tony Shalhoub shouldn't be an actor
Posted: 4/1/14 at 5:26pmI don't offend easily but that OP comment made my hackles rise.Please put your own photo up here so we can lower ourselves to your level and decide what occupation your face is suited for. How about some sensitivity-not all actors go, or need, the plastic surgery route.
#7Tony Shalhoub shouldn't be an actor
Posted: 4/1/14 at 5:27pmNominated for Golden Boy and Conversations with My Father.
brdway411
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/24/14
#8Tony Shalhoub shouldn't be an actor
Posted: 4/1/14 at 5:32pm
This is an April Fools joke, right?????
#9Tony Shalhoub shouldn't be an actor
Posted: 4/1/14 at 5:41pmDon't be hating on Monk! He'll come and clean you to death.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#10Tony Shalhoub shouldn't be an actor
Posted: 4/1/14 at 11:15pmI love Tony Shalhoub. "Big Night" is a perfect experience.
#11Tony Shalhoub shouldn't be an actor
Posted: 4/1/14 at 11:21pmI think he's hot. Brooke Adams is a lucky lady.
Theater'sBestFriend
Featured Actor Joined: 3/5/13
#12Tony Shalhoub shouldn't be an actor
Posted: 4/1/14 at 11:22pm
Definitely. People with complicated-to-pronounce, foreign-sounding names who are not conventionally attractive have no right to show their faces in artistic professions. They certainly should work in shoe repair.
Get help, bully.
Updated On: 4/2/14 at 11:22 PM
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