Tony Shalhoub shouldn't be an actor

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 3:58pm

That name is so weird and he looks so odd the only role I didn't sit pondering how alien he looks was Men in Black.

He should open a shoe repair shop or something. Am I right?

Updated On: 4/1/14 at 03:58 PM

[The Distinctive Baritone]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 4:02pm

Yeah, he should return those multiple Emmy Awards and Tony nominations. Unattractive people like Tony Shaloub and Philip Seymour Hoffman shouldn't bother becoming actors.

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 4:03pm

Philip Seymour Hoffman is dead.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 4:11pm

Yep don't have to worry about Phil Hoffman turning up playing yet another over thinking professor or alcoholic uncle. So there is that!

What did Tony shalhoub win awards for? I only remember him playing a ferengi on Deep Space Nine.

[devonian.t]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 4:31pm

Don't stop there- I don't want to be served in restaurants or shops by unattractive people.

Forget diversity or personality, appearance is the only criterion that matters when we judge people.

One of the dumbest posts on BWW yet- and that's some achievement!

[haterobics]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 5:14pm

Cobblers still exist?!

[SweetLips]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 5:26pm

I don't offend easily but that OP comment made my hackles rise.Please put your own photo up here so we can lower ourselves to your level and decide what occupation your face is suited for. How about some sensitivity-not all actors go, or need, the plastic surgery route.

[The Distinctive Baritone]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 5:27pm

Nominated for Golden Boy and Conversations with My Father.

[brdway411]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 5:32pm

This is an April Fools joke, right?????

[promisespromises2]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 5:41pm

Don't be hating on Monk! He'll come and clean you to death.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 11:15pm

I love Tony Shalhoub. "Big Night" is a perfect experience.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 11:21pm

I think he's hot. Brooke Adams is a lucky lady.

[Theater'sBestFriend]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 11:22pm

Definitely. People with complicated-to-pronounce, foreign-sounding names who are not conventionally attractive have no right to show their faces in artistic professions. They certainly should work in shoe repair.

Get help, bully. Updated On: 4/2/14 at 11:22 PM