Why did Cats run so long?
Cats sucks
Lloyd Webber sucks/wrote nothing original ever
Cats has no plot
Why do people like Cats?
I saw Cats and hated it because I expected something else
What's the big deal about Cats?
When Phantom closes, I assume we'll be assaulted with the exact same threads replacing "Cats" with "Phantom of the Opera"
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian