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Posted: 6/11/03 at 11:20am
As a follow up to the Tony Awards, here is David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why your production was not nominated for a Tony Award from last year.
10) Costumes consist of items stolen from theatre coat check room.
9) Helicopter appears in climatic scene, but it's not in the script.
8 ) No matter how good it is, a show in your parents' garage is not eligible.
7) It's called "revival" because you're constantly resusitating audience members.
6) Marquee reads, "Tom Arnold is Napoleon Bonaparte.
5) Instead of "Author! Author!" the audience shouts, "There he is! Let's get him!"
4) Despite the fact it isn't a musical, your lead actor is constantly breaking into song.
3) When the curtain rises, it only goes up a couple of feet.
2) The big musical number is "The Tonys Can Kiss My Ass"
1) The name of the production is "Osama Mia"
CAN YOU THINK OF ANY REASONS BETTER THAN DAVES'?
10) Costumes consist of items stolen from theatre coat check room.
9) Helicopter appears in climatic scene, but it's not in the script.
8 ) No matter how good it is, a show in your parents' garage is not eligible.
7) It's called "revival" because you're constantly resusitating audience members.
6) Marquee reads, "Tom Arnold is Napoleon Bonaparte.
5) Instead of "Author! Author!" the audience shouts, "There he is! Let's get him!"
4) Despite the fact it isn't a musical, your lead actor is constantly breaking into song.
3) When the curtain rises, it only goes up a couple of feet.
2) The big musical number is "The Tonys Can Kiss My Ass"
1) The name of the production is "Osama Mia"
CAN YOU THINK OF ANY REASONS BETTER THAN DAVES'?
My perfect day would begin at on the beach in Hana, Maui and end at a Broadway Musical.
Updated On: 6/11/03 at 11:20 AM
