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#1

Totally Tasteless Musicals!

Princess Diana-The Musical

A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!'' Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'

Updated On: 8/27/07 at 03:37 PM

#2

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Oh please- not even close. How about "9/11! The Musical!" It'll bring the house down!
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I have a hard time even saying Princess Diana:The musical. I listened to the CD once and it...well it's pretty difficult to describe.

9/11! The Musical! .... Really? There is one, or are you just saying that that would be a tasteless musical?
I mean, Denzel Washington? Gun to my head..of course.
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Saving Private Ryan: A New Musical Tragedy!
A little known fact is that in the original screenplay, Pan's Labyrinth was Pan's FLAByrinth. Hmmmmmmm...glad they changed it.
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'Thalidomide-The Musical' um, yes you can read!
A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!'' Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'
#6

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Jihad- the musical

ETA: An actual musical at the Edinburgh Fringe this year.
http://www.edfringe.com/shows/detail.php?action=shows&id=4874


"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

Updated On: 8/26/07 at 05:21 PM

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Are those last 2 for real?? Evidence please!
A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!'' Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'
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Thalidomide is about to go on its second UK tour! Hello! I have the OCR and its abismal
A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!'' Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'
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I edited my post. It's for real.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
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Crash : A MUSICAL Based off of the movie!
I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"
#14

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Jerry Springer: The Musical

Wait a minute...
Everything in life...is only for now.
#15

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High School Musical 1/2/Haunted/Underwater/In Jail/Mid-Life Crisis/Nursing Home/HELL
PLEASE! Do not post anything negative or dramatic! DidYouReallyHearMe has LOST the ability to ignore such posts and he will comment! Please, help him.


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"Not Barker, Todd is the only person I've ever known who could imitate Katherine Hepburn...in print." -nmartin-
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I. ADORE. High School Nursing Home.
I mean, Denzel Washington? Gun to my head..of course.
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Is it just me, or is tasteless spelled wrong?
Rant, Wickud, Rant, Wickud, Rant! We're not gonna pay Rant! 'Cause everythink is Wickud!

"Leave Walt Disney Theatricals new sparkling production of The Little Mermaid on Broadway alone!!!"

lakezurich will be played by Paul Groves in the BWW musical
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LZ shame you cant post anything constructive without pulling people apart. Something thats a habit with you! Happy now!
A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!'' Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'
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I don't remember pulling anyone apart... if anyone has felt like that then I apologize. And I most certainly was not trying to pull you apart (lol, that sounds kind-of funny) I was just providing some constructive criticism... but I really would like to know why you think I am so mean... I don't remember being mean to anyone on here re: Totally Tastless Musicals!
Rant, Wickud, Rant, Wickud, Rant! We're not gonna pay Rant! 'Cause everythink is Wickud!

"Leave Walt Disney Theatricals new sparkling production of The Little Mermaid on Broadway alone!!!"

lakezurich will be played by Paul Groves in the BWW musical
#20

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EAT! A Smorgasboard of Songs by Karen Carpenter.

Or something like that. This was a real show from the Minnesota Fringe Festival. Despite the tastlessness of the title, it ended up being a pretty respectful overview of Carpenter's music, from what I hear.
"Word of advice: Be who you are, wear what you want---just learn how to run real fast." Marc, UGLY BETTY
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OK your not mean- well you are unless you post your choice of tasteless musical here NOW! x
A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!'' Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'
#23

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Spamalot could be classified here i guess! ?
A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!'' Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'
#24

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Tasteless... hmmm... I think a good tasteless musical would be... Incest: The Musical!!
Rant, Wickud, Rant, Wickud, Rant! We're not gonna pay Rant! 'Cause everythink is Wickud!

"Leave Walt Disney Theatricals new sparkling production of The Little Mermaid on Broadway alone!!!"

lakezurich will be played by Paul Groves in the BWW musical
#25

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LOL
A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!'' Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'

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