"I also wanted to let you know that I just found out I'll be doing a late-night, *all-ages* gig with Albinokid at The Cutting Room on the 21st following my Barnes & Noble reading & signing event. There should be an official press release going out soon about this, but can you start to spread the word? The cover charge will be a very affordable $10, so I hope you guys who are in and around NYC will be able to make it."
*sends mental vibes*
You want to come to Canada...Canada is your friend...
Oh well, it was worth a shot. :P Seriously, you have an amazing writer's voice...congratulations on the success so far.
I mean, you tell me, who would you rather meet in a dark alley? Whatever's out there, or that geezer with his four hundred knives? I mean, who packs four hundred knives? Personally, I only have space for two hundred, three hundred at most.