What Shows Should I See
What Shows Should I See
#1What Shows Should I See
Posted: 8/31/09 at 4:40pm
Here are my requirements:
1. I hate shows with gunshots, swear words, strobe lights, nudity, illusion of nudity, shirtlessness, or any kind of obvious hat.
2. I'd prefer not to see a show that was written or takes place before I was born.
3. I'd also prefer not to see a show involving a minority but if I do I'd prefer that there only be one on stage at once.
4. I can't see anything that goes against my core values.
5. If it's a revival it shouldn't feature any of the original choreography.
6. I really like shows that feature skating or the illusion of skating.
7. No Penguins.
8. I have a hearing aid so it can't be too loud or it will set off feedback and I don't have the code to reset the damn thing.
9. All the actors involved must be willing to chat with me at length at the stage door. If you suggest a show I'd like a detailed personality description of each performer.
10. I'm going to bootleg the show so I 'd like to go to a show with lazy ushers.
Thanks in advance everyone!
#2re: What Shows Should I See
Posted: 8/31/09 at 4:57pmDo you have to be able to take pictures too?
#3re: What Shows Should I See
Posted: 8/31/09 at 4:59pm
1. I hate shows with gunshots, swear words, strobe lights, nudity, illusion of nudity, shirtlessness, or any kind of obvious hat.
Well, I've got nothing. Those are the only shows I see.
AwesomeDanny
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/30/09
#6re: What Shows Should I See
Posted: 8/31/09 at 5:14pmOkay if I do have to see a show written before I was born it must feature at least 2 people who have been in Rent or Wicked.
#7re: What Shows Should I See
Posted: 8/31/09 at 5:31pmThe new musical called..."X PEEP SHOW"...there are a couple on 8th ave.
#8re: What Shows Should I See
Posted: 8/31/09 at 5:44pmI have a roll of quarters I've been wanting to put to good use.
#9re: What Shows Should I See
Posted: 8/31/09 at 5:46pmI think Wicked meets all your requirements except for #6.
#10re: What Shows Should I See
Posted: 8/31/09 at 5:57pm
I don't know, Elphaba's hat is a bit on the obvious side which is in direct violation of #1.
#11re: What Shows Should I See
Posted: 8/31/09 at 5:58pmIt takes place before I was born and Elphaba and Dr. Dillamond both count as minorities and are on stage at same time.
#12re: What Shows Should I See
Posted: 8/31/09 at 6:05pmI had tons of ideas for you until the no penguin clause.
#13re: What Shows Should I See
Posted: 8/31/09 at 6:05pm
Ohhh mea culpa, mea culpa.
Well I would suggest Starlight Express, but unfortunately that's not currently running....
#14re: What Shows Should I See
Posted: 8/31/09 at 6:49pmI guess you wouldn't want to see Billy Elliot, since they have that horribly incomprehensible accent.
#15re: What Shows Should I See
Posted: 8/31/09 at 7:12pmWell they are Caucasian so they have that going for them.
#16re: What Shows Should I See
Posted: 8/31/09 at 7:17pmGo see A Perfect Crime!
#17re: What Shows Should I See
Posted: 8/31/09 at 7:19pmAnyone know where I can find a discount for A Perfect Crime. I can't find one anywhere and it's never on TKTS.
#18re: What Shows Should I See
Posted: 8/31/09 at 7:33pmmy cousin said the perfect crime was getting people to see that show.
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